1. If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two were blind, one mentally retarded, and she has syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
If you said yes, you have just killed Beethoven.
2. It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He had two mistresses . He also chain smokes an drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Candidate A: Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B: winston Churchill
Candidate C: Adolph Hitler
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